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The Most Bested Show in the Whole Wide World.....NOT!

OK, so this is great. I was eating dinner at the local pizza restaurant and their TV was playing this show called Wrecked. Unfortunately, this show was not about things being destroyed or demolished or some other adjective that means the same thing. This show was about tow trucks. Yes, there is now a show entirely devoted to those interested in towing. Better yet, it features a guy named Trike. Yes, he was actually named Trike. So Trike and his team set out to tow a school bus, which is dragged out for about 5-10 minutes longer than it should. But of course, they have to build the excitement, which involves attaching the cables, rotating the bus, etc. But the lamest thing about this was one of the main conflicts: they lost the keys to their truck. Yes, the main excitement of this show involved them looking for the keys to one of their trucks so they could tow a school bus. Needless to say, I was on the edge of my seat. The title of the show embodies its spirit: to take something totally mundane and make it exciting, unfortunately, the show fails at this too. I get the feeling that the title "Trike and His Tow Truck" wouldn't exactly have drawn audiences in, and the title "Extreme Towing" could possibly have been even lamer. Yet here I was watching it. Its really kind of sad that today's entertainment includes a show about people towing things. But what's even sadder is that there are people who would want to watch it.

FYI, I saw Indy 4, and theres a post on that coming up

Slick Cape 4

I made 12 seconds of randomness to cure my boredom. 

Slick Cape 3

This was produced back to back with slick cape 2, but I didn't upload it till today.

Arnold Sings Flapjack

I just had to make this even though its completely weird and irrelevant: Arnold Shwarzenegger sings a song from Flapjack. Enjoy! 

Hilarious Post From John K.

I stopped reading John K's blog long ago because it made me feel bad about watching modern cartoons, but I was looking at the Racattack Junction blog list, I saw a title that made me visit the site once more: Smokey the Pectoral Bear Raises Your Children Right. This is honestly one of the funniest John K posts. Enjoy

Awesomeness 3

I'll post some real stuff soonish.

More Awesomeness

Slick Cape: A Cartoon for CHILDREN and Stuff

Slick Cape is based on a fake children's book I made and features some of the worst animation I have ever done. I thought that children's book plots were so simple it would be easy to do one of my own and satire the genre. Of course, it's a bit more cynical than typical child's fare, but it still features one of the key basics: a virtually nonexistent plot-line based on a trivial object or character. Of course, there are great children's books, and there are the ones that keep the kids occupied, and then there are the ones like Slick Cape, you buy them for a dime at a grocery store and then dump them at some kid's birthday party. Anyways, here's slick cape. Enjoy, if you feel like it 

'Ow To Be Bri'ish

Heres a new 'toon I made while taking a break from Shak Budisen. Its a tutorial/ spoof on how to act like a bad stereotype of a British person. Enjoy if you feel like it.

Pokemon Spoof-2

Here is the second episode of the Pokeomon Spoof, just in case you liked the first one.

Pokemon Spoof

This is a truly hilarious spoof of Pokemon. I got it off of YouTube and didn't make it. It has great random oddball humor and a nice, simple art style. Enjoy!

Please for the Love of God Rid the World of Terrible Cat Jokes!

Yeah, you know what I mean. Can we once have a single movie or cartoon featuring a cat without a purrrrrfect joke? And how about "The cat's out of the bag" or "A Cat-astrophe" come on entertainers, you can do better than that!